The “Maeser House” soon came to be known as the “Height House.” The
Heights were our upstairs neighbors and they were CRAAAAZY. To illustrate: Ms.
Height, would sit outside in lingerie and yell at all the elementary school kids
who looked at her when they were walking to and from school, “Why are you
staring at me you perverts!” If her kids fought they were locked in their
bedroom with “What the World Needs Now is Love,” blaring through the door. What
we heard downstairs was screaming and kicking and DeShannon’s melodic voice
soothing the children into loving one another.
Say a Tough No!
While the Heights were upstairs being brainwashed with love
my mom brained washed us through The Safety Kids, please watch this
movie on youtube . So when Ryan Height and I were outside playing in the drive
way and he picked up a his father’s discarded cigarette buds and wanted me to
smoke with him I ran away, and when he pursued me and I turned on him kicking,
punching and screaming “NO!” at the top of my lungs I felt completely
justified. But after his mom found out that he was being rude to me she made
him hug and kiss me and say sorry, this threw me into another moral conflict
because my parents were very stalwart in letting me know I was not supposed to
kiss boys until I was married and I couldn’t get married until I was 30
years-old.
Here are our family pictures around this time.
Grandma Murphy, Me, Mom, Dad, Bro Jake, Sis Micah
Mama, Dad, Micah, K'Leena, Jacob, Me
Mom, Dad, Micah, K'Leena, Jake, and Heather, ever the star
OMGosh. The lingerie thing had me crying I was laughing so hard! Calling kids perverts?!
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hahaha! What the world needs now - hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMy sister had a college roommate at BYU that would come out in her lingerie during FHE and sit in suggestive positions. Gross! What's wrong with people? But then again if we didn't have crazy and weird people we'd have nothing to talk about!
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